Pork Rillettes, like pate but better. Delicious on toast with some cornichons.
How to eat a sloppy egg sandwich:
Step 1: Make an egg sandwich.
Step 2: Place another piece of bread on a plate on your lap.
Step 3: As you eat the sandwich, runny eggy goodness will drip onto the third slice of bread, and instead of messy trousers, you have a bonus eggy treat to enjoy.
Thanks to Luke Ogden for this moment of genius.